I will never recommend or advertise bust-enhancing herbs, pills or topical creams on this site. These products have not been proven effective for increasing breast size, and they may be unsafe.

Cancer Help UK, responding to a reader’s question about breast enhancement pills and cancer risk, advises against using these products. They aren’t convinced by the common claims used to market chemical bust enhancers.

According to the companies who sell them, women and teens like us (bra size AA – B) would be happier and more confident if only we had bigger boobs. Right… because self-confidence comes from what you look like on the outside? Please.

Here’s what Cancer Help UK has to say about this bullsh*t:

Many women with small breasts have very fulfilling lives and don’t suffer low self esteem! Although we live in a society that seems to suggest that bigger breasts are better, it isn’t necessarily true.

Thank god someone gets it.