Panache Atlantis T-Shirt Gel Bra 5946The latest trend in petite lingerie: bras that make you look two sizes larger. Victoria’s Secret went so far as to advertise their Miraculous mega-padded monster on TV with the “Hello, Bombshell” campaign, which is enough to make even the most confident small-busted woman feel inadequate.

And UK brand Panache now offers the 5946 Atlantis Solutions Ultimate Gel bra, which also claims to boost the bust by two cups. The original Panache Atlantis liquid-filled 1044 t-shirt style makes size AA breasts look at least one cup size larger — but apparently that’s just not enough anymore.

Am I tempted by these magical feats of bust-enhancing fakery? Sure. It’s fun to experiment with different looks from time to time. There’s still a part of me that longs for a voluptuous, dramatic hourglass figure like Marilyn Monroe’s (although, unlike most current designer lingerie models, she also had hips and thighs).

But my radical feminist side is telling me to beware: the heavier the padding in my bras, the more I will have to struggle to love my body.

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I’ve just unleashed a boatload of American Eagle Aerie bras in sizes 32AA and 34AA on eBay. Be sure to take note of my combined shipping discount! Also, I accept returns for a full refund of the purchase price minus shipping. These all start at $9.99.

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Update, 8/21/10: this offer is extended until Monday, 8/23. If you tried to call and could not reach me, please try again anytime this weekend. Thanks!

Today’s Small Bra Savings challenge: Call me at 831-BRA-BLOG and say “itty bitty pretty witty titty ditty” without messing up, and I’ll send you a brand new bra in your size. Once your bra arrives, you try it on (duh) and let me know how you like it. If it’s a good fit and you wanna keep it, I’ll charge you $15 total… otherwise, just send it back and pay nothing! The call doesn’t cost anything either.

These will be mainly Aerie bras, as I have a very good variety of stock in those right now. Sizes 32AA and 34AA are available… or if you would prefer something from the Little Bra Company, I have both sizes in the Lucia push-up bra as well.

What I’ll need from you: your size, brand preference, and anything else you think is relevant. If you’re not sure of your size, just give me your underbust and fullest bust measurements in inches. And, if you’re still totally confused and have no idea what I’m talking about, no worries! We’ll get it all sorted out on the phone.

This offer goes to the first three callers who get in touch today. Get ready…. set…. go.

Update: Someone called but I wasn’t here and Google Voice hasn’t delivered the message! Please call back… I really want to hear you say it. Please? :)

I’m pleased to report that two of my favorite brands that make bras in size AA have been venturing into more sophisticated style territory lately. They now come in a greater variety of on-trend colors, prints and materials.

The Aerie Ella Gel, a comfy push-up bra in very soft microfiber, has been looking rather runway-inspired in her most recent incarnations. I love the black-and-white prints in particular.
Aerie Ella demi gel push-up bras
For those who prefer simple solids, Ella also comes in a collection of desaturated, understated colors that you don’t often see in bras made for teens.

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My itty bitty committee of small-cup sized readers is an unusually articulate, talented, and overall awesome group of women. I’m consistently impressed with your humor, and with everything you have accomplished.

We have artists, writers, students, professors, mothers and daughters. We represent a wide range of cultural backgrounds, ages, and political perspectives. And I never would have connected with any of you if I hadn’t written that first article about petite size AA bras.

I’d like to give you guys a chance to contribute your advice, as I know that many of you have been through the same frustrations of bra shopping as I have — and lived to tell about it. So please, do tell.

The Itty Bitty Bra Committee is the part of this blog where my fellow small-busted women (size AA – B) share their voices. I want to hear your ideas and help showcase your creativity.
IBTC Needs Bloggers, Artists, Etc.
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Bra Size Comic.

I’ve just been over at my web page on what to wear to enhance a small bust, answering a few new questions from readers. One thing I don’t think I’ve talked about over there yet is the magic boob-highlighting powers of metallic, shiny fabrics.

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